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INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a> distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the> flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under> Boyfriend 5.0.> >
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,> such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed> undesirable programs such as Football 5.0, Rugby 3.0 and Golf Clubs> 4.1.> > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes> the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but> to no avail.> > Wha t can I do?> > Signed,> Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:> ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget> to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then> automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But> remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to> default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 ,
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0. (It runs a virus> in the background that will eventually seize control of all your> system> resources.)>
Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are> unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.> >
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited> memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider> buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We> recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.> > Good Luck,> > Tech Support